Chattin Some Jazz

I am staring at a pair of fuzzy dice right now.... Man i dono why but fuzzy dice are just the kewlest i mean you can hang em in your car and play a totally ridiculously big board game with them. I was thinking that i would love to go sky diving today but i would definitely need some one to join me in this venture i mean how cool would it be just to through yourself towards the earth just shittin your pants the whole way feeling weightless weeeee!!!! So if you would like to join me lets make it happen. So this stoner came around the aisle at Canadian tire the other day and was like" Whoa!!! man you look like that fucking happy Gilmore guy huh huh" and i was like " I am him buddy but your trippin" ha ha oh man you shoulda seen the look on his face his brain couldn't even begin to figure out what i just said. I remember this one time i was sittin at my desk in grade 5 and i looked over to talk to a girl named heather who i had a crush on and i leaned to far and my desk totally fell side ways trapping my arm under it she was all like" hey biff u okay" and i was all Mr tough guy with watery eyes" why wouldn't i be okay?" oh man that sucked. This girl at subway today who usually serves me and Gregoire changed from her outfit and got off shift to go home and holy cock a doodle dooskie was she good looking i do say it is amazing how much those uniforms can hide. I find that when i am stoned it is like a nice little warm dome i am protected inside of i mean nothing can get in. So the next time freddy or jason come up talking there gonna kill me and shit like that i will be like" EH FREDDY i just smoked a bowl motha fucka so you and your claws and go jerk off in a corner". Well i am off to get some sleep but one thing i do have on my wish list is a sweet rippin party soon cause we need one people anyways goodnight. If you plan to have a snack i suggest milk and cookies