Thursday, March 22, 2007

free style

so if a salt shaker be shaking salt... and a pepper shaker be shaking some of that funky pepper... i am thinking a bear shaker well be shaking some grizzly ya dig. Would i take care of little bo peeps sheep hell fuckin no!!!! A man with a hobble in his stride has no pride... A fluffy stuffed animal gets squeezed to much so before ya touch another one of them think about there little lungs. If a boop equals a bop and a bop a boop then skip a rock and whoop diddy whoop baby!!! If your eating cheeze whiz leave it at that don't add real cheese please!!!!!!!!!! If ya kick an old mans cane outta his hand and he drops make sure you laugh like a madman and mabye spit in his face until she poops his pants so other people can't help but laugh and they don't frown upon your comical genius. If a mans hair is fluffy just let it chill ya touch it and then he looks at you with an insincere smile and loads his rifle at night puttin on some lipstick in a dark room boooo hoooo!!!!!!!!!!!! If ya jump on a trampoline make sure you get to the moon or why make the investment. I will now say good bye with a tap of my finger to the key man it feels good to be a gangsta peace!!!!!

7 comments:

Let Go said...

I am slightly buzzed while reading this... and it made me almost die laughing.
I love you, Biff!

Queen of Hearts said...

thats some crazy poetry/rhymes you a busitng there biff...

cray zay

Brianna said...

That made too much sense..

I must be high.

Martha said...

wow thats intense.. and i'm all high so that was awesome

Ky said...

you all forgot to mention how much of a sexy beast the biffers is!

Martha said...

BIFFER IS A SEXY BEAST

thanks for the reminder ky

Martha said...

hey biffer

just so you know

now that you've entered the blogging world, you have to deal with post nazi's such as myself

generally post nazis will tell you to update so they have something to read

so here goes

BIFFER UPDATE PLEASE?!

love martha