Thursday, April 5, 2007

The man

A trip in to the unknown..... A man jumps from the shore of the beach and begins to swim in to the deep and dark world of the ocean. He meets friends along the way even a barnacle named pete who gives him some tips on how to bake a fine lobster. The man swims down to the plate's of the earth and peals them apart slipping through in to the earths core. He begins to wander through this fuzzy place realizing that the center of the earth is actually just filled with fuzzy little people who are wearing fuzzy oven mitts. The Man asks a fuzzy creature "which way to the treasure and answer?" and the fuzzy being says "its thatta way big guy!" then the man says"hey your pretty cool for a little fuzzy creature and the creature responds with"I LOVE TRAMPOLINES BECAUSE THEY BOUNCE BABY!" The creature then hands the man his fuzzy oven mitts and runs in to the village of fuzzies. The man continue's in to the earths core and finds a layer of the earth where a deformed flok of angels are having mad angel origies. The man looks at this and begins to give on of the angels a massage.The angel and the man discuss heaven and hells decisions and how they might offer some corn bread in hell as the angel is quite tight buddies with satan they play tiddely winks together. The man finishes giving the angel a shoulder rub and moves on. The man now nears the earths complete and total center and begins to have radical thoughts of what will be there God? Satan? Jim Morrison? What he will find may be great or nothing at all............... The answer revealed on a later post....

1 comment:

Martha said...

i'm excited for the next post